Country Music Album Cover Parody
Country Music Album Cover Parody
Big Jim McHoss And The Lonesome Critter Band.
This is my Country Music Parody Album Cover. I simply tried to make it as funny as possible. Not much else to say about it. I tried to do research into as many actual country music song titles as I could find. I also researched terms, and vocabulary of country and old west dialogs and words. I wanted to get a feel and immerse myself into the genre.
*****NOTE: My style of humor sometimes is cryptic. My intention was to get a reaction; “ok whats that?”“I may have
to look that up on Google, then when they do, they laugh”. Not all my humor is like that, its just one of my styles.
So I included a Glossary.
Big Jim Mchoss And The Lonesome Critter Band
High On The Hog But Low In The Saddle Of Love
((A Country Parody Album Cover))
1. High On The Hog But Low In The Saddle Of Love
2. Don’t Call The Conservationist Moma Cuz I’m Having Another Stack Of Poached Eggs
*3. She Moseyed In And Out Of My Life Like Caterpillar 590R Combine Without A Drag Chain
*4. She’s Like a Girdle Wrapped In A Mammary, Inside A Euphegenia
5. I Rolled Out The Red Carpet Over You But You Said You Wuz Suffocated
*6. Kittens And Cattleprods(are a few of my favourite things)
7. You Lasso’d My Heart And Hogtied My Love
8. Sixteen Tons A Woman Is All I Need
9. You Better Fix Me A Sundae Momma Cuz I’m Nuts Over Her
*10. Don’t Hornswoggle My Hooch Honey, Cuz I’m A Gettin Hammered Again!
*11. I Knew You Was Crazy When You Put Whipped Cream On Your Mexican Strawberries
12. You Done Left Me Loveless, Lucy; Signed Larry
*13. Yammerin and Yawing(A Ballad)
14. Don’t Make A Mountain Out Of A Mule Hill, Mary Joe
15. Drink’n and Hurt’n And More Drink’n
16. I Fell Off My Horse And Into Her Arms
17. Momma, There’s Only One Tail In My Possum Pie?
18. At Crispy Critters Restaurant There’s Guhhhhhd Eatin! (my TV commercial jingle)
*19. Your Eyes Are Like Liquid Mules And I Would Like To Bray In Them
20. You Walked In And All Over, My Mind, Then You Called The Ambulance And I Thank You
21. My Mule Bessie Kisses Better Than You
22. She Moseyed Into My Life Then Moseyed Out Again
3).Guiness Book of world records largest Combine Caterpillar 590R, Drag chains prevent static discharge, preventing fields catching fire.So basically
song means to destroy, level and burn to ground.
4)A form of Winston Churchill’s quotation, made in a radio broadcast in October 1939:
"I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma; but perhaps there is a key. That key is Russian national interest."
Humorous twist on Churchill’s quotation.
6)Sound of Music song A Few Of My Favourite Things.
Humorous twist on lyrics
"Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens…These are a few of my favorite things"
10)Hornswoggle;Cowboy slang for to steal in sly way,deceive.
11)Mexican Strawberries:old cowboy terms for brown beans
13)Cowboy slang for just talking away about nothing in particular.
19)Humorous twist on Benny Hill poetic verse; your eyes are like liquid pools and I would like to bathe in them.
LONESOME CRITTER BAND MEMBERS
Big Jim McHoss: Lead Singer, Guitar, Hog Rider
Lestral T. Sowbelly: Mouth Harp
Nathanial G. Calicoops: Dobro
Chester C. Louisanar: Fiddle
*Some Actual Real Country Songs
She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft
Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I’ll Think You’re Walking In
I Gave Her My Heart and a Diamond and She Clubbed Me with A Spade
Love Me Like My Dog Does
I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife’s Heart
It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
I Wanna Check You for Ticks
I Slipped and Fell in Love
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
If I Were In Your Shoes, I’d Walk Right Back To Me
Saddle Up the Stove, Ma, I’m Riding the Range Tonight
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye
I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart was Pure
I Kissed Her on the Lips, and Left Her Behind for You
I Wish I Were a Woman (So I Could Go Out With a Guy Like Me)
I Would Have Wrote You a Letter, But I Couldn’t Spell Yuck!
I’m Gettin’ Gray From Being Blue
You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me
Mama, Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married For Sure
I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
Your Negligee Has Turned To a Flannel Nightgown
The Last Word In Lonesome Is “Me”
When We Get Back To the Farm (That’s When We Really Go To Town)
My Shoes Keep Walkin’ Back to You
I’d Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
Thank God And Greyhound She’s Gone
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me.
There Ain’t Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin’ for You
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
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